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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

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Gene Belcher - Feminist

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Michael Faudet (via michaelfaudet)

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There’s something about you, something so wonderfully wicked and terribly sexy. The very mention of your name arouses me.

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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tushietweet:

tokyoluv:

tushietweet:

marinasdiamondheart:

Marina deciding who should be the winner of this episode of the Beauty Challenge by Garnier! 

she’s such a weirdo sweetie ugh i love her

jenna this reminds me of when we met her and she was touching and admiring us hehe

Omg cass YES!!! That’s literally what it was omg

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chocolaty:

*tries to sound intimidating* *stutters*

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shaky:

intensional:

communistbakery:

I swear I wasn’t high when I made this

GOD DAMN YOU AND YOUR PUNS

OMG BYE

SO DONE WITH YOU

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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